Feral Housewife

FREE Virtual Class For Women
Led by Dr. Cat Meyer
Wed, April 2nd 11am PST

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Where 'What Will People Think?' Gets Replaced With 'Watch Me Not Care'

Ladies!

Are you one passive-aggressive text from your child away from running naked through your neighborhood screaming, "I AM NOT A KITCHEN APPLIANCE!"?

Or maybe you've finally found a loving, safe, partner who doesn't consider 'loading the dishwasher' a Nobel Prize-worthy achievement, but now your independent soul is having nightly panic attacks whispering, DO NOT LOSE YOURSELF.

Maybe you’ve done the whole housewife thing, and you’re now wanting to get back to fun + vibrancy again.

Having a traditional structure of love, life, and being “woman” isn’t bad; but when you can make living them truly authentic to your needs, limits, desires, YOU become vibrant and alive again.

Define your life, your roles, in your own terms.

Recognize the guilt, the pressure, the agitation, the anxiety all designed to keep you safe in conformity, yet feeling not quite satisfied.

Welcome to my FREE, 1-HOUR MASTERCLASS that your therapist would be a big yes to, because they know how society and your aging parents judge your style choices and how you are transitioning into that new stage of life…

This is not just for the housewives. 

This is for every woman who has felt the pressure from society, family, and our peers to show up in perfection to the role we have or are now stepping into.

Because being “feral” is about embracing what’s REAL and SUSTAINABLE to our life + vibrancy, not over extending ourselves into burnout all because we believe we can’t be expressed. 

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WHAT WILL YOU LEARN IN THIS HOUR OF SANCTIONED REBELLION?

  • THE POWER OF "FERAL": How to stop saying "Sorry about the mess" when your house looks totally normal. Find what internal concepts about your role are running the show + creating internalized criticism + shame, and how to break the mold to discover what’s not just authentic + sustainable, but LIFE GIVING + EXPANSIVE.
  • FUN & SELF-CARE: Because if one more person tells you to "take a bubble bath" as self-care while you're drowning in responsibilities, you might actually drown them in the bubble bath. Learn what REAL self-care looks like (hint: sometimes it's saying "not today, Satan" to everyone's needs but yours). Use my signature Archetype Audit Model for self inner organization and reestablishing personal balance. 
  • BOUNDARY + LIMITS SETTING: Master the art of saying "no" without offering a 17-part explanation. Or saying "Not my circus, not my monkeys" to everyone who expects you to be the default manager of all emotional labor. Using somatic tools to identify how limits and needs are signalled in the body, as well as, effective tools to manage the discomfort + guilt when you do establish that limit.
  • INNER STRENGTH ACTIVATION: Tap into the same power that allows you to hear a child whisper from three rooms away but not hear your partner asking where their keys are when they're literally in front of them, and channel it into your ability to persevere through the vulnerability of life role transitions and the the critical eye of your Aunt Polly. 
  • RECLAMATION OF PERSONAL AGENCY. Assert control over your choices, body, and time so you can find the fun again. Make autonomous decisions that reflect your desires, style, and needs. We're talking replacing that functional Patagonia vest to craft a style that’s YOU. Rediscover the woman who existed before everyone else's needs became your identity. Learning to reconnect with what once was FUN and ENLIVENING whether it’s the inner girl who once flashed a Wendy's drive-thru for a free Frosty or drove down the main street blaring pop hits and singing at the top of her lungs. She's still in there, just buried under grocery lists and permission slips. 

THIS IS FOR EVERY WOMAN WHO'S EVER:

  • You've ever locked yourself in the bathroom to eat chocolate while scrolling through vacation photos of your single friend's trip to Bali
  • You want to reclaim your fun, spicy, alive self after years of being someone's mom/wife/caregiver, but can't remember where you left her
  • You miss the woman who used to flirt shamelessly instead of discussing fiber intake with strangers
  • You've mastered the art of smiling while a relative asks why you're "still single" or "when you're having another baby"
  • Your friend group consists entirely of moms from your kid's soccer team who only talk about fundraisers and gluten
  • Your purpose in life has somehow become making sure everyone has clean underwear
  • You're navigating the weird dance of merging your independent boss-babe life with a partner who (shockingly) has opinions about the thermostat
  • You've contemplated faking your own death just to get 48 hours alone with a book and uninterrupted bathroom time
  • Your current self-care routine is crying in your car between errands while eating drive-thru fries
  • The phrase "balance it all" makes you want to flip a table
  • Your idea of rebellion is buying the expensive laundry detergent without a coupon
  • You've caught yourself envying your cat's ability to hiss at people without social consequences

JOIN US!

Come exactly as you are – hot-flashed, empty-nested, newly-single, newly booed up, chronically fabulous, or wearing that shirt with a weird stain (we won’t ask, promise). This masterclass is a judgement-free zone where "perfect woman" goes to die and "authentic woman" comes to thrive.

Embrace your feral side and integrate the parts you’ve lost (or are afraid of losing) across these roles you take on.

THIS MASTERCLASS IS FREE

(Because we know you've already spent too much money on cleaning products that didn't change your life)

*WARNING: Side effects may include increased laughter, decreased guilt, and neighbors who stop asking you to host the non-fiction book club.

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FREE Masterclass | Wed, April 2nd 11am PST

Dr. Cat Meyer, PsyD, LMFT is a licensed psychotherapist specializing in sex, trauma, and psychedelics working in the field for over 15+ years. She is a trail blazer, being one of the early licensed psychotherapists breaking the mold of “traditional therapist” and expressing her full personality (including playfulness + eroticism) online. She believes that each of us are multidimentional beings, and the power of integrating each aspect for our fullest life + love satisfaction and joy.

Dr Cat is the founder of SexLoveYoga.com, an online platform integrating various schools of thought including science, kink, tantric yoga, psychedelics, and psychology designed to help people create a deeply fulfilling, prosperous relational and sexual life. As an expert and published researcher on the topic of sex, Dr. Cat leads workshops and retreats internationally. She has spoken on several large stages around the world, including Mind Valley, Wonderland Conference, and Health Optimisation Summit in London. Dr. Cat is the host of the podcasts Sex Love Psychedelics and Erotically Wasted, author of the book sexloveyoga, + co-founder of Un.done women’s sensual yoga experience.

P.S. No actual houses will be cleaned during this masterclass. We're not monsters.

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I’ve got an upcoming 3 month course and container designed to help you come into BIGNESS in your life, love, + sex.

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Class starts April 5th.

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